Diagram as commentary: how Goldman Sachs circumvents SEC with Facebook offering.

Reggie Middleton’s diagram for his post, Goldman Creates a Facebook Hedge Fund for HNW Clients Historically Ripped Off By Such Vehicles, Spits In Face Of SEC is not the prettiest or leanest of its kind but it’s probably a more effective device for communicating the same ideas to a wider audience than the corresponding number of sentences that would fit within its dimensions.

Rita Indiana name checking Minor Threat into the merengue canon.

Thanks to our friend Joni Daher I have just learned about Rita Indiana Y Los Misterios

The song Esqueibol (Skateboard), is pure gold. Starting at 9m30s, Rita breaks it down:

Cuando yo tenia 12 años
Yo tenia un primo que se llamaba Alex
El vivia en Orlando per venia todos los veranos

Alex se cortaba los cabellos de manera rara
Se ponia unas botitas azules hasta la rodilla
Unas Dr. Martens que aquí no las había todavía

She then name checks Minor Threat. “Straight edge, ya tu sabes.” This is the tribute to Tony Hawk I always wanted to make for my parents but was too uptight and/or American to make. Superb.

It makes me hopeful that 2011 will be an even better year than 2010.

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The instrumentation on Da Pa Lo Do should make the ears of Vampire Weekend fans perk up. (While the first 12 seconds sound like they’re from the Tron: Legacy soundtrack.) No matter how much you think you can outsmart the bass guitar slide on Bajito A Selva, it will eventually take you by the waist.

The entire album, El Juidero, is taking future retro to its logical conclusion.

The great American standup tournament that can be the Twitter trending topic.

The original snap was: #thingsfatpeoplehatedoing.

Here are some snaps back – one-liner’s, survey results – that caught my eye:

This is a completely random survey. I just stopped counting after ten.

If Twitter trending topics are a kind of new competitive standup, they’re also part of a tradition that dates back to previous game shows. I can almost hear the slick announcer at the start of the round saying: “Survey says: things fat people hate doing.”

It’s also worth noting that publishing the above list was not as easy as copying and paste. It took a knowledge of grep, HTML and access to a semi-private publishing platform like WordPress to do.

In other words, there are some barriers to tapping the wealth of Twitter. But surely they will come down via a hundred start-ups soon.

Facebook + smart grids + cash prizes = It’s on! (and off!)

I know my fellow consumers. We are a conspicuous competitive lot. Look at what I got. Also, free shit. Everyone loves free shit.

I was just trying to remember whether or not you’re supposed to unplug a transformer after you’re done charging your phone when I was reminded that we’re supposed to be getting smart grids soon. Smart grids will allow us to monitor and share our energy performance.

The competition between neighbors and/or between neighborhoods would be something. Especially if it’s for a cash prize, whether ala a state-run lottery and/or rewards at chain stores.

Imagine Facebook + a tiered energy lederboard + prizes.

The result might just help us decrease consumption of non-renewable energies as we ramp up the renewables market.

The British Isles became the United Kingdom. What might the Caribbean islands have been?

Yesterday it occurred to me: what if Puerto Rico and Cuba had federated long ago?

This morning, while measuring the nautical distance between their nearest port cities, I got hit right between the eyes by the island of Hispaniola, home to the Dominican Republic and Haiti. Immediately thereafter I noticed Jamaica, Bahamas, Turks and Caico as well as the rest of the Caribbean islands.

Perhaps they would all have federated had they been colonized by the same power or, more likely, had they been colonized by the same power in the age of motorboats rather than sailboats, of telegraphs rather than letters, of movable type rather than manuscripts, etc.

History is all manner of coincidences at war with one another, as noted by humanity’s most ancient texts. Political maps are tragicomedies.

If Tron was “Hello World”, Tron: Legacy is goto start.

Daft Punk do an excellent tribute to Vangelis and deserve every flower thrown at their booted feet. Speaking of camp, whoever at Disney is pushing their IP towards perverse, jaded adults at the bewilderment of children, I salute you. That early sequence with the four ladies of the grid walking backwards to their plastic cocoons, in lock step and platform pumps, that is some high class trifle. Flash Gordon and Barbarella, you have been served.

Perhaps psyched to be working with talented actors like Jeff Bridges and Michael Sheen, the director appears to have let them riff without much supervision. The result is like a Grateful Dead jam. Great moments trapped in a miasma of missteps. Biodigital jazz, indeed.

To the set decorators and art directors: the baroque theme of Flynn’s fortress of solitude is spot on for CG camp. Corrupting the mid century modern Eames and Mies van der Rohe furniture in white leather was also a nice touch. But it would have been so much fun to see some contemporary furniture in IMAX 3D (e.g., the Karbon chaise lounge, the aptly named Terminal 1 or the Surface Table).

Finally, the plot. The story. The reason tendered for the too-long running time. It’s to Disney’s credit that one cannot rent or buy the original Tron right now. Doing so would likely open up their franchise reboot to comparison and, well, derision. Tron the father is beloved because it was such an awesomely phrased “Hello World” – maybe even a “Hello World!” Simply running the program over again, with better hardware, was a needless concession to their worst doubts about the movie-going public.

Case in point: they hire Cillian Murphy, star of Breakfast on Pluto, and then bar him from entering a synthetic world filled with glowing body suits and Lucite walking sticks. It’s just not fair.

The NYT reviewer posits that the writers, some involved in the series LOST, had developed good ideas that were cut. Perhaps those writers, their ideas and Cillian Murphy will surface in the sequel.

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Olivia Wilde was great, if solely for her first laugh. I can’t be the only one who wondered if the insult to her body would become part of her character. (Sadly, it doesn’t.) Or who sighed with disappointment when she got on the back of whatshisname’s motorcycle in the final scene.

And was the PK Ripper product placement – as surely the Ducati bikes were – or a plug for authenticity?

A Single Man as a double movie.

I had no idea the movie A Single Man was a black comedy, even after reading several reviews.

I especially enjoyed the sequence in which the protagonist, George, fusses with his pillow so as to get comfortable enough to shoot a gun into his mouth. Like, can you really get comfortable enough to kill yourself? It’s a conceit that reminded me of Samuel Beckett. (Other nice tells: the bomb shelter insert, the golden shower revenge fantasy, putting the parting gift to his housekeeper inside the package of sliced bread she likes to keep in the freezer.)

Not that the movie is fully confident with its sense of humor. For instance, the music, while excellent, pushes it towards a solemnity that the plot and much of the dialogue defies. It’s as if there were two directors or, perhaps more likely, two different points of view in the production as to how the movie would play out with audiences.

If so, I wonder who pushed for the comedy and who for the tragedy?

The separation of powers and personalities.

Yesterday I spent some time thinking about the differences between grifters and leaders and how the public stage beckons and rewards them both. So much so that, from a certain distance, and if viewing only a single scene, it can be difficult to distinguish between the two kinds of players.

Today, Josh Marshall eloquently disabuses his Washington D.C. peers of the notion that former lobbyist par excellence and current governor of Mississippi Haley Barbour could one day be president. In doing so, Marshall reminded me of a principle I had groped for but missed: the importance of an independent character for the execution of an independent power.

The framers – and keepers – of the U.S. Constitution recognized the importance of keeping the executive branch at arms length from the legislative and judicial branches. When we allow political parties to build their power in violation of these plans, by stacking the Supreme Court with partisans or opening the White House to lobbyists, we undermine the very balance which has kept the U.S. on the path towards liberty and justice for all.

Perhaps chief among the qualities we should require of our presidents then is a measured and thoughtful independence. (Likewise, we may want our representatives to be hotheaded horse traders.)

On friendly politicians and presidential character.

My parents just sent me a story in the Washington Post by Anne Kornblut that focuses on the personal slights and favors that underpin so much of our politics. In other words, grade A standard political journalism.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I recently celebrated just such a report by Ryan Lizza in The New Yorker for laying bare the fragile egos that created and then destroyed our best shot at effective climate change legislation.

Unlike Lizza’s chronicle, which ultimately shames the protagonists for allowing their personal shortcomings to endanger our collective welfare, Kornblut’s account is long on tattle but falls short on tale.

It repeats, in various phrasings and through a half dozen quotes, the observation that unlike Bill Clinton, Barack Obama does not like to ingratiate himself – an observation obvious to anyone with a television set.

Kornblut doesn’t establish whether this difference in character has political consequence. She notes that Clinton’s personality made him highly accessible to donors and opponents, alike, but that this warmth did not save him from almost being impeached. (Nor did those connections help him pass health care reform, etc.)

Kornblut may not have been encouraged to draw a conclusion but there are political lessons to be drawn from the evidence she has gathered. For instance:

Some lawmakers see it more as a sign of insularity, if not arrogance. “[President Obama] doesn’t suffer fools, and he thinks we’re all fools,” one senior Republican member of Congress said.

If that is Obama’s opinion, it’s one held by the overwhelming majority of Americans, according to polls.

Fool: (12c., Mod.Fr. fou), from L. follis “bellows, leather bag” (see follicle); in V.L. used with a sense of “windbag, empty-headed person.”

Foolish politicians mistake their office for a privilege rather than a duty, a vanity re-enforced by the multibillion-dollar lobbying industry that provides funding for candidates on their way in and golden parachutes on the way out.

When politicians have more interactions with corporate courtesans than they do with their constituents they may feel they’ve done a great job when they get re-elected even though there are less and less people voting. (It doesn’t help that it’s still easier to buy the vote of a million and suppress the vote of nine than it is to get ten million to vote for you.)

That our politics has digressed towards a pathological courtship for money has been noted strenuously by insiders and outsiders alike. It may be a function of the complexity of modern life where specialization is the norm and bureaucracy its (mostly hidden) cost (cf. Max Weber). But it is not a welcome state of affairs and its beneficiaries should be mocked rather than encouraged for making politics so personal.

Never mind the iOS “home” button. The whole screen should offer physical feedback.

The “home” button

Apple has designed the iOS devices (iPhone, iPad and Touch) with a single physical button for navigation: the round “home” button.

When you press the home button, the concave surface “clicks” down on a spring. This physical behavior transmits important information to your brain, starting with the nerves in your fingertips. It says: “You have made something happen.” (By contrast, swiping or tapping the touch screen gives no such physical feedback. In computer terms, the touch screen lacks haptics.)

It’s no accident that Apple has reserved this physical feedback for a very important function: launching the Finder or home window – the primary graphical user interface for the device.

But because the home screen is also the first screen a user sees, pushing the home button can be perceived as returning to a prior state or “going back.” That Apple relies on a visual metaphor of zooming in and out of windows only re-enforces the notion that the user is going in and out or forward and backward.

Aza Raskin wonders if this behavior – click home, jump back – should be expanded to include a new case: if you’re using an app and you push down hard on the home button you can still jump back to the iOS home screen. But if you push the home button softly (a half-step, as with the shutter in electronic cameras), you could take a single step back – to the app’s home screen.

John Gruber, through whom I read Raskin’s argument, disagrees. Gruber argues that Apple should retain exclusive use of the home button for engaging the Finder. He’s right insofar as Apple has good reason to give users a simple and unambiguous way to quickly exit an app and/or load another one.

But I wonder if as apps become more complicated and immersive (e.g., office tasks, games) we won’t want a deeper, more physical relationship with the iOS interface. As its functionality increases, we’ll start to really miss the information that can be relayed via the feedback of tactile buttons and keys.

For years, Apple resisted consumer pressure to add a second button to its mice, the ancestors of the iOS “home” button. Eventually, it introduced multi-button functionality under a single continuous surface.

Apple has already begun exploring technologies that would give its iOS devices a tactile screen using piezo actuators instead of springs. Thus, instead of adding one or two buttons, it would offer as many click-able buttons as the user might appreciate; no more and no less.

previously on the complexity of iPhones as artifact, augmented reality in practice and in theory.

Bruce Sterling sheds light on the cultures that led to cablegate, obscures what comes next.

Bruce Sterling knows his nerds, outsiders in real life who are insiders online, alternately diffident and insolent. In his interesting assessment of the Wikileaks diplomatic cable dump, Sterling reminds us that the NSA is staffed with the same cryptography geeks who support WikiLeaks; the difference being one of temperament not kind.

But what begins as a stirring lament on the tragic misunderstandings that can occur when neighboring cultures clash ends as a muddled and sentimental tribute; an apology. Sterling admits he knows many more hackers than he does diplomats but then proceeds to make a sweeping and thoroughly bleak assessment of U.S. diplomacy.

A science fiction writer and essayist, Sterling makes his living trading with tribes who proudly fly the disaffected geek flag – technoculture elites for whom Julian Assange could be the second coming of Che. It’s not surprising, then, that romanticism should trump realism in Sterling’s assessment.

WikiLeaks and/or Assange may have entered the stage in an unconventional fashion (a trapdoor on stage right, perhaps) but once in play they must assume a position in relation to the unfolding narrative of state and state-affiliated powers vying for control over resources present and future.

A coalition, especially a de facto one, is inevitable even if it strikes idealists as impossible or morally reprehensible. There is no outside position in politics.

link to Sterling’s essay via Andy Baio.

The brutal irony of the DREAM Act being spiked by conservatives, many Christians, a week before Christmas.

Three questions for the Christian constituents of the senators who voted against the DREAM Act yesterday:

  1. Was the Son of God born in a barn, among the animals and their waste, his earthly parents exhausted from their flight from the authorities?
  2. What’s this about a government sending soldiers to check people’s papers, especially those of children?
  3. Should children be punished for the choices – the desperate, life or death choices – their parents have made?

The full list of the honorable Senators who voted against the DREAM Act a week before tens of millions of Americans celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, born a refugee, in a manger:

Civil rights victories are always win-win. The repeal of DADT is great news for all Americans.

There were well-publicized protests in select California cities after President Obama was elected and Prop 8 was passed. Some of that anger was fueled by the rumor (false, see below) that the African Americans who voted for the candidate of African American descent also voted against same sex marriage.

This outrage was based not just on falsehoods but also on the fallacy that a civil rights victory for one group could come at the expense of another. Any recognition of rights in the face of discrimination means greater freedom for all. Any time we strike down a law or rebuke a tradition that discriminates against some Americans, all Americans benefit. The outcome of that election was not that we took one step forward and one step back but that we took one step forward.

DADT was a horrible law. Its imminent repeal means greater freedom for all Americans, religious and not, straight and not, for women and men, for the children of immigrants and for the descendants of Native Americans, etc.

(On Prop 8: In fact, it was members of the churchgoing population who voted in favor of depriving their fellow citizens the right of marriage; a result, no doubt, of the millions of dollars the Mormon Church poured into targeted get out the vote campaigns.)