Don’t let the title fool you, there’s some really nice, dry writing in the Paranormal Encylopedia. In an entry on bilocation, the final sentence is:
“However, the position of Catholic philosophers is that although divine intervention could make bilocation possible, these beliefs were most probably the hallucinations or delusions of the delirious and critically ill.”
Let me paraphrase that juicy tidbit into dialogue:
Claimant: “I believe I can be in two places at once.”
Catholic Philosopher: “My own belief in the supernatural allows for your claim to be possible, but the more probable scenario is that you are crazy.”